Ted Nugent pooped his pants to get out of the Draft
Vince McMahon pooped on a girls head because that’s what billionaires do
I pooped on the seat of a porta potty on Saturday at the flea market. I ate a burrito from the first flea market, and 20 minutes later when I got to the second flea market I had to poop. So I went into the porta potty and hovered my butt over the seat. The poop released like a mud slide and a bit of the doody landed on the seat. I cleaned the diarrhea from the seat with a napkin.